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What your favourite blue character says about you…



They say blue is a cool colour, so here’s how cool you are on a scale of 1 to 10, based on your favourite blue character:

  1. Dory from Finding Nemo. This is solely because she is voiced by Ellen DeGeneres. I have nothing against blue tangs or people named Dory, except for the baby from It Ends With Us.

  2. Sadness from Inside Out. If THAT’S your favourite blue character, I don’t know what to tell you. Is this really who you are?

  3. Any of the Smurfs. I’ve never actually watched the Smurfs, but I heard that Justin Timberlake is in it so if your favourite blue character is one of these guys, you’re capped at a 3, max. Sorry.

  4. Watergirl from Fireboy and Watergirl. Why???

  5. Sonic the Hedgehog. I bet you also drink blue Gatorade, you child. (And you were definitely one of those playground menaces that ran around with your arms behind you.)

  6. Genie from Aladdin. Are you sure he’s your favourite? That’s a real slap in the face to hear.

  7. “those Avatar lads” (thanks Masha!) There exists a wide range of reasons why one might like a character from Avatar. Valid, I say.

  8. Megamind. That’s right. You’re clearly an intellectual.

  9. Stitch. You’re a cutie <3

  10. Thomas the Tank Engine. I’m not sure people who actually like Thomas the Tank Engine still exist, but good for you, you’re the coolest. You’re also terrifying and soulless and I sincerely hope we never cross paths.


What is your favourite blue character?

  • Dory

  • Sadness

  • Any Smurf

  • Watergirl


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I love this. Truly the most intellectual article I have ever encountered in 17 summers.

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